Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Catch a breath of morning exhaust fumes.
Japanese visitor goes to a bank in Britain just as it opens and asks to change Yen into Pounds.
A school teacher is conducting a show and tell session with her second grade class.
She says, "I have something in my hand. It is small, round and red. Do you know what it is?...
Several children raised their hands. The teacher said, "Okay, Linda, what do you think it is?
Linda answered, "It's a cherry.
No," said the teacher, "it's a tomato. But that shows you were thinking.
I now have something behind my back that is long and yellow," continued the teacher.
What is it?...
Tommy answered, "I know. I know. It's a banana.
No, it's a squash. But that shows you were thinking," replied the teacher.
Little Johnny, the class troublemaker then raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I have something in my pants.
It is long, thin, and has a pink end. Do YOU know what it is?...

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