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THE REAL REASON STEVIE WONDER AND RAY CHARLES WEAR DARK GLASSES IS NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE BLIND.
.. BOTH HAVE BLUE EYES!...
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A FAT PERSON AND A VIRGIN ?
?? --- ONE IS TRYING TO DIET AND THE OTHER IS DYING TO TRY IT....
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ETHIOPIAN WOMAN WITH A YEAST INFECTION ? A QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE
An aggie goes into a bar. He orders two beers, drinks one and pours the other one on his hand.
He orders two more , drinks one and pours the other on his hand....
How does a jew say fuck you? Trust me. What's green, five miles long and has a thousand legs with an I.
Q. of 3? A New York City St. Patrick's day parade. How do you babysit black kid's? Put velc...
The poor guy walks up to the rich guy's house. He's down on his luck and needs some money.
He rings the doorbell....
Did you hear about the man who spent the day at the beach throwing rocks at the birds?
He didn't quit until he left no tern unstoned....
There once was a chap named Perlmutter Who late one night was heard to utter, "If her Bartholin glands Don't respond to my hands, I'm afraid I shall have to use butter.
Economists give their GNP growth forecasts to the nearest tenth of a percentage point just to show they have a sense of humor.
The Golden Rule: Those with the Gold make the Rules. Self-desc...
How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....

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