Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for? A. Because it can't sit down.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A. At the bottom of the document.
Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America? A. They had reservations.
Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
Why don't women have any trouble with their assholes?
Because each morning they pack 'em a lunch and send 'em off to work...
ASTROLOGY Astrology itself is part of a whole glob, and a lot of other things, mostly astrological.
It probably would never have been if pre-historic man hadn't gone outside of h...
A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and...
First you get down on your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries.
.. Bow your head with great respect, and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect.......
If you drive a Yugo and Yucrash, Yudie!!!
Oh yeah, Dave Letterman a few years back on his 'top ten' list of rejected car names was the Yugo Scr*w Yourself!
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