Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A doctor was taking a group of interns on rounds at a hospital.
All of a sudden, another intern came racing down the corridor, shouting "Quick, doc- tor, give me a pen!...
One day a kid came home and yelled, "Ma, Ma, I had sex for the first time today!
The mother was outraged and sent the kid upstairs to his room....
There once was an career aggie who was well into his 12th year at A&M.
His father, an arch-supporting alumni, was growing tired of his son not having graduated yet....
One bright and early afternoon a ventriloquist was walking through a field when he encountered an indian grazing his cow, horse and sheep.
The man smiled at the indian and asked, "How are you doing...
There were three couples who wanted to be members of a church
an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a newlywed couple....
Q: What has 100 balls and fucks rabbits? A: A shotgun.
Once upon a time, a man was walking along the beach when he saw a beautiful girl who, sadly, had no legs.
She was in her wheelchair bawling her eyes out. "What's wrong?" he asked. "I've never been h...
Q: Why don't lawyers lay out at the beach? A: Because cats keep covering them with sand.
If Iraq attacked Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
One day an old man and his wife were sitting in the waiting room of the old man's urologist.
The nurse stepped in, holding three specimen jars in her hand....

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