Miscellaneous Jokes

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Great way to answer the telephone: "Hello, Incontinence Clinic. Please hold ...
There once was a priest and a nun on missionary journey in the Sahara Desert.
They were riding a camel in a caravan across the desert when all of sudden a sandstorm blew in....
Q: Why should you wrap your pet hamster in electrical tape?
A: So it won't explode when you fuck it....
A boy came home from school one day and went up to Dad.
Pop, I've gotta write a paper on the difference between theory and fact....
Confucius say: Teenage girl with bicycle pedal ass all over town.
Squirrel lay on rock, crack nuts. Man lay on crack, rock nuts....
The school bus approached the curb and slowed but, upon noticing a gibbering kid stumbling around, gooking all over the place, the driver stepped on the pedal and left the kid in a cloud of dust.
Ne...
Q: What's the first symptom of AIDS? A: A pounding sensation in your butt.
Q: How do you make a cat sound like a dog? A: Douse it with lighter fluid and toss on a match.
("Wooof!") Q: How do you make a dog sound like a cat?...
A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.
What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want a $...
Dirty Ernie got a duck for his birthday. He took it for walks every day and enjoyed having a pet.
One day, Sleezy Suzy saw him walking the duck, and said, "Hey, I like your duck....

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