Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St. Peter teed his ball up and hit it.
It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down the fairway....
This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp....
This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the drink, the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other day.
Do you want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well be...
A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a few days come back next week.
..guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you got aids' guy says 'oh god, i don't wanna di...
A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register.
The second bartender whispered to the...
A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bea...
A young man and woman have only been married for two days.
One night, just as they are getting ready to go to bed, they hear a noise in the backyard, kind of like a vacuum cleaner in reverse....
This guy had three lovely girlfriends, and he couldn't decide which one to marry.
So he gave each of them $500 to see what they would do with the money....
Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other man replied...

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