Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Parking in the driveway after their first date, Steve leaned over and gave Wendy a wet, passionate kiss.
When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his wang. Furious, Wend...
Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
A: Because they already had their shit packed....
Last summer a doctor and his family were at the beach having a good time.
All of a sudden the doctor spotted a dorsal fin sticking out of the water and fainted....
A friend of mine drives to work on a long stretch of country road.
One morning, as she was driving to work, she hit a bunny rabbit crossing the road....
Have you heard about the long-married man who found sex more enjoyable if lay on his right side?
It was the only position in which he could see the television ......
Did you hear that Marilyn Quayle does drugs? Yep, every once in awhile she blows a little dope ...
Q: Between which two toes is a girl the most ticklish? A: The two big ones.
Teacher: Ernest! Why are you late to class again?
Dirty Ernie: Sorry Miss, I've been down at the creek sticking cherry bombs up frogs' asses ....
Mommy, Mommy, can I have a spoon?" "Why, dear?" "Well, grandpa's been sick, and Robby got all the lumps .
.....
Two black guys pass each other on the street one morning.
The first one says, "Yo, mo'fucker!" The other one answers, "Mornin' Reverend....

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