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Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs? A: Right where you left it.
An aggie went into a public restroom stall, and &l
lowly> read a sign there that said, "Don't put anything but paper in this bowl....
Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear? A: SPROING ... SPR...
HOW TO KILL A SOUTH DAKOTA EEL Little Johnny and the other boys his age were hearing quite a bit about dating from the older boys, and wondering what it was all about and how it was done.
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Q: Why should every son to go into debt for his father?
A: Because his father went into the hole for him....
Guy walks into a bar and sets an alligator on the bar.
He bets the bar- tender a free drink that he could open the alligator's mouth, stick his dick in and count to ten very slowly....
KOTEX is not a radio station in Texas!
In the upper class, AIDS is spread primarily through the unprotected exchange of Grey Poupon between consenting limousines .
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One day, a lady visited her doctor for a physical exam.
While the doctor was examining her, she sneezed. Her eyes rolled up into her head...
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.

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