Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: How can you tell a Jewish American Princess has had an orgasm? A: If she drops her nail file.
One day a rich woman, dressed to the teeth, was forced to use the public bus when her chauffeur became ill.
She sat next to an old Italian lady. After a few moments of obvious sniffing, the old lady...
Last year a group of Libyan terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers.
They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met....
WORKMAN'S COMPENSATION CLAIM Dear sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information.
In block #3 of the accident reporting form, I put "LOST PRESENCE OF MIND" as the cau...
Having just received a great promotion, John was excited about his new position, new status and new office.
He was checking through the desk vacated by his predecessor when he came upon a letter, a...
An American, traveling on a train in Europe, met a Cuban tobacco grower, a Russian vodka distiller and a lawyer.
While they were talking business, the Cuban took out four cigars and passed them arou...
Once upon a time, an elephant was walking through the jungle.
Unfortunately, he walked right into a pool of quicksand....
Bob lost his dick in a horrible traffic accident. Fully recovered except for the use of "Mr.
Happy," late one night he was watching TV....
Q: What do you call a 250 pound woman with a yeast infection? A: A Whopper with cheese.
One day a enviromentalist went to a greengrocers and began anxiously looking over the produce.
Can I help you madam?" asked the shopkeeper....

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