Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

Home › Short Jokes › Miscellaneous Jokes

Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya, Mike.
Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he turned to his slightly dim partner and boasted, "This is a great bar....
A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
The local drunk saw this and asked, "Say there, whatcha doin' with that pig?...
Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Polack, were sitting in a bar.
In walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight....
A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
In a quandary the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch?...
Off in the hill country the old man was sitting on his porch with his shotgun across his knees waiting for his three daughters' dates to come pick them up.
The first one came and said to him, "Hello...
A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day there was walking across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily),"Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?
Th...
A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice, "doctor is there anything you can do for my voice?
The doctor examined him, and noticed that he had a 14-inch cock. The doctor said...
There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes.
It's a 22-cent stamp -- unless you want to lick it. Then, it's a dollar....
Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed.
A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name?...
So this woman is at a supermarket and she sees the boxboy while going through the checkout line and she's hot for him.
She's got to figure out how to let him know. Aha. Her bags are packed and sh...

< previous

6

7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
315
next >