Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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You were so ugly as a kid that, on Halloween, your mother put peanut butter around your lips and sent you out as an asshole!
A young lady went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor started looking her over and noticed a rash, in the shape of a "Y," on her chest.
When he asked her to explain its origin, she stammered...
THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT One day ima go to Detroit to a bigga hotel.
Igo down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress, "I wanna two piss's toast....
Q: Why does an elephant have four feet? A: Because he would look stupid with eight inches.
Q: What's the best thing to come out of a dick? A: The wrinkles.
One weekend, a yupper and an aggie were arguing about who had the best way of folding a parachute.
Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....
There was a young lady from Sidney, Who liked it right up to her kidney, A man from Quebec, Shoved it up to her neck, He had a big one, now didn't he?
SHE HAD PLENTY OF LIFE INSURANCE. UNFORTUNATELY, HER PIMP DIED.
Today, almost every hooker understands how important it is to have life insurance....
Did you hear about the two little old ladies feeding pigeons in the park?
Suddenly, a streaker flashed past! One little old lady had a stroke, the other wasn't quick enough ....

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