Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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Q: Where do dates grow? A: On calendar trees.
A polack, walking down the street, stopped to help a delivery man struggling with a package.
After fifteen minutes, they were both exhausted. "I guess we better give up...
writing code for an ANSI input driver is a Herculean (1) labor.
- Joe Campbell The labors of Hercules were...
Q: Why don't Ethiopians go to the movies? A: They can't hold the seats down.
One day Miss Smith told her class, "Today we're going to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Nancy?" Nancy said, "The sky is definitely blue....
One day Marshal Dillon saw a cowboy dunking an old women's head in a horse trough!
The Marshal got upset and went over where this was happening....
A British colonel was walking down the street in London when he saw a guy with no arms and no legs sitting in the gutter playing a mouth organ.
A sign beside the guy read, "Victim of Falklands War....
Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses? A: It gives them something to pick in the off season.
On a shopping trip to Green Bay, the "Big City," a yupper bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle.
He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished....
Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.

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