Miscellaneous Jokes

Miscellaneous Jokes

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A Norwegian, an Irishman and a German were sentenced to be electrocuted.
First, the Irishman was strapped in the chair and the switch was pushed....
Q: Why does it take three Cajuns to eat a possum? A
Because it requires two just to look out for cars....
Q: Why don't Irishman watch Johnny Carson/The Tonight Show?
A: Because none of them can stay sober past 10:30....
Q: Why don't yuppers watch the Gong Show? A: Because it's too intellectual.
Marriage Counselor: You say you are having marital problems.
Do you have mutual climax? Polack...
After twenty years, the aggie finally graduated from college.
Deciding to put his hard won knowledge into use, he started raising chickens....
An Irishman sat in a pub drinking beer all afternoon.
The bartender was getting concerned because the Irishman hadn't gotten up....
An elderly man decided to march to the altar at the ripe old age of 85 with a shapely young thing just out of high school.
His friends cautioned him about the health hazard involved, saying that the...
Judge: You've been brought here for drinking! Irishman: Swell! Let's get started.
The rich ex-aggie reluctantly sent his son to Rice.

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