Related:

• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• The laws of object permanence are nullified for "cool" characters.
  Characters who are intended to be "cool" can make previously nonexistent objects appear from behind their backs at will....
• Laws are for the conformists.
• Computer Documentation ARNOLD'S LAWS OF DOCUMENTATION 1) If it should exist, it doesn't.
  2) If it does exist, it's out of date. 3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first 2 laws....
• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• The object is to win the game.
• Unwritten laws can not be erased.