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• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Farnsdick's corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
• Murphy's Corollary: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
• Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
• A Jewish couple have a Son who is a bit troublesome
  at age five he starts in school, and pretty soon, his parents get to hear that things aren't going well....
• If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• When things just can't get any worse, they will.