Related:

• Military Laws:1. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  Murphy's Military Laws:2. No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy....
• If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.
• Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire.
  Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants....
• The map is not the territory!
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• A young sub-altern was posted to a British army detachment in the desert.
  On his tour of the facility with the master sergent, he noticed a group of camels....
• Yer motherboard wears combat reboo
• There is no stopping in the read zone.