Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Home
›
Short Jokes
›
Newspaper Headlines
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Related:
The future lies ahead. The past lies, lies, lie
The Reagan-Bush campaign reports having a surplus of more than $
10 million. Can't we hire the campaign manager as federal budget director?...
Most of our future lies ahead.
60 Actual Newspaper Headlines, Collected by Journalists 1.
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3....
1997'S BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES ARE... Include your Children when baking cookies Something went wrong in Jet Crash
Expert says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Iraqi Head Seeks arms Is there a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?...
There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists.
Gerry Ferraro expects a "nasty, personal campaign." Oh, we bet she's just saying that so we'll pay attention.
Before this country adopts a balanced budget constitutional amendment it should find out how much more that would throw the budget out of balance....
Mr. Reagan currently leads Mr. Mondale by 10 to 15 points in the polls.
And even more in the calendars....
Budget the luxuries first!