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deer hunting A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he explained the basics to his wife, he told her the most important piece of informatio...
Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season, which means that the woods are full of people armed with weapons with a higher caliber than their IQ.
Which brings to mind the story of the man who took his wife deer hunting (apologies to those who may be offended by the sexism - actually female deer hunters are no stupider than males)....
Kill the wabbit!!! Kill the wabbit!!!
IF 1. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
2. If a deaf person swears in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?...
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No eye deer.
How they knew it was a deer: The physicist observed that it behaved in a deer-like manner, so it must be a deer.
The mathematician asked the physicist what it was, thereby reducing it to a previously solved problem....
Kill the extremists.
Smokers kill.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.