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The Canonical List Of Nun-Jokes: -------------------------------- 1.
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1. Q: What kind of fun does a priest have?
A: None.
2. Q: How do you get rid of a nun's hiccups???
A: Tell her she's pregnant!!!
3. Q: What is the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
4. Q: What is the definition of innocence?
A: A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping
bags for mice.
5. Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?
A: A roaming catholic.
6. Q: What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A: A tran-sister.
7. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
8.Q: What's black and white and red and has trouble getting
through a revolving door?
A: A nun with a spear through her head!
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Q: What's black and white and red all over, and has trouble going through revolving doors?
A: A nun with a spear through her throat....
Q: What do you call a Nun with a sex change? A: A "Transiste
Q. HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT A. FUCK HER!!!! Q.
How do Irich men get their wives pregnant ??? A. And you thought the Irish were dumb !...
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Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
A: The nun has hope in her soul....
Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
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