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• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
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• One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper.
  A man was walking by and said "Wow what a goddamn fish!...
• Everyday Miss Nun would ride from the convent into town to the market.
  And as it happens one very persistent cop on a bike (Jan van der Merwe) would let her pull over to the side of the road and administer a drunken- ness test (breath-a-lyzer test) on Miss Nun....
• Martin Hanley (mph@praxis.co.uk) Administrative note
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• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....
• Mother superior at the grocery: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent.
  Salesman: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them....
• From: ijd@otter.hple.hp.com (Ian Dickinson) Subjec
  What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Date...
• Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.
  "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...