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• PAINT IT LIKE A COW The Fair. I hadn’t been to one of these
  “regional events, held annually, consisting of farm and home product displays, and various competitions and entertainments,” since childhood....
• You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal..
• You were s'posed to laugh!
• A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician. "How old, do you think, am I?
  he asks coyly. "Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself....
• HOW THEY BABYLON!" Waitress: Hawaii, Mister? You must be Hungary.
  Gent: Yes, Siam. And I can't Rumania long, either....
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
• There men died and went to hell. Satan met them at the gates and said, "All three of you weren't bad enough to go straight to Hell, so you get another chance.
  If you can tell me something I can't do you can go to Heaven....