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• I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk.
• I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk....
• There was this guy who got a job selling toothbrushes.
  He set up his booth on a street corner, and the first week he sold 10 toothbrushes....
• Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth.
• Walk and talk backwards.
• Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
• A born loser: Somebody who calls the number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall-- and his wife answers.
  I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither....
• A man went into a drug store and asked for some liniment.
  "Walk this way" said the clerk. The man said: "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the liniment"!...