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• Q: What is a Polish Pencil? A: A pencil with erasers on both ends.
• This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church.
  Children will be baptized at both ends....
• What do toys and womens breasts have in common. They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them.
• Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak.
  When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs....
• Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here?
• They say "Love thy neighbor as thy self". What am I supposed to do? Jerk him off too.
• And so it ends?
• There were those two Poles that went fishing. They found a lot of fish and filled the boat.
  One of them told the other to mark this area for later time....
• A jerk. A real knee biter.