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• Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• ACTUAL BUMPER STICKERS THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
  TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A VEGETARIAN....
• Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser!
• Beam me up Scotty.
• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• Scotty! Pllleeeeeaaassseee beam me up!
• Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!!
• Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS!