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THE BEST 1997 BUMPER STICKERS Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.
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Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here.
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If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive
because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did ....
This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
It's 11pm, do you know where your modem is?
It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is??
Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today?