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• Snow Emergency in Minnesota Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio.
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• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
  "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....
• Daily Affirmations I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself.
  Unless, of course, I want to stay employed. A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem....
• How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....
• STAR TREK: IN SEARCH OF POWER "Sulu, set path to the root directory and install the ram disk for 320k.
  We're taking her out." "Aye, sir." "Scotty, I want full power to the megabit ram chips and to the hard drives....
• Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....