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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.
I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
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