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• Cigar? Toss it in a can, it is so tragic.
• Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." -- Sigmund Freud
• Smoke my skin cigar!
• It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
  When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union....
• a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• A Russian, an American, an English Canadian, and a French Canadian go camping together.
  One night they are sitting around the campfire talking about their countries....