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• There was a girl from Dung-D Who got raped by an ape in a tree.
  The results were most horrid, all ass and no forehead, 3 balls an a purple gautee......
• A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.
  I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy"....
• A man was cleaning up the elephant's dung at the circus one day when a fellow walked up and asked him "Is that what you do all day?
  "Yup. Been doin' it fer yars!" He replied. "Man I would never clean elephant sh*t for a living....
• In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions.
  And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance....
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  15> National Endowment for the Arts replaced by a roomful of President's relatives with typewriters....
• There's this pheasant standing in a field chatting to a bull.
  "I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree" sighs our feathered friend, "but I haven't got the energy....
• How it happens... In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions.
  And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance....