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• Open letter to the Sheriff Dear Sheriff Golman, I just wanted to take a few minutes to tell you what a wonderful time my family and I had at the recent Sheriffs Auction and Evidence Sale.
  I really don't understand how you people can possibly sell such great articles at the prices you were asking....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991, The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.
  8 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?...
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Barfignewton-When nasty fig cookies go down the wrong way
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?
  ). When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth....
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....