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When I Was At Burroughs Corp., A Couple Of Co-workers Got Into A Get-even Contest With Each Others' Toolboxes, Including Such Niceties A
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When I was at Burroughs Corp., a couple of co-workers got into a get-even
contest with each others' toolboxes, including such niceties as:
--Filling toolbox with punched-card chad.
--Same as above, then pouring oil over everything! <
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--Wiring toolbox to 110 VAC. (I'm not endorsing these activities; simply
including them for sake of completeness!!)
--Supergluing handle to top of toolbox. (Thought that one up myself.)
--Removing tools; bolting toolbox to floor; replacing tools. (Good one!!)
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