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• The gentleman then began his story. "One day not too long ago, I was out of work and decided to do some beachcombing to kill some time.
  As I was walking along, I saw this glint of metal in the sand....
• Agent Selection Inside the CIA A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin.
  These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position....
• One day a guy lost his dick in an auto accident. He went to the doctor to get it replaced and the doctor pulled out a drawer with replacement dicks in it.
  Those look o.k.," the unfortunate victim said, "but as long I have the opportunity, I want something a bit longer....
• Here are some of my favorite jokes from the HBO special Jackie Mason On Broadway.
  Keep in mind that Jackie is a former rabbi. His father and two brothers are also rabbis....
• On the other hand: one day some friends of mine and I were going to 7-11.
  There were several parking spaces open along the wall of the store....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• Another good practical joke taken from the "Tippy Turtle" series on Saturday Night Live is as follow
  Take one of those musical grreting cards (the type that play a song when opened) and carefully rip out the part that actually plays the music....