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Q: Why Did The Italian Staple His Nuts Together? A: "If You Can't Lick 'em, Join 'em
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Q: Why did the Italian staple his nuts together?
A: "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em"
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You bust 'em & cuff 'em and we stuff 'em and keep 'em!!
Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate 'em too.
If you can't write 'em, steal 'em.
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.
Junk bonds--why do you think they call 'em junk?
Ok, then there's another song, then it comes back with just acoustic guitar and about 7,000,000 people singing.
.. I Like 'em Dead (reprise) (He likes 'em dead) You kill 'em I'll grill 'em (He likes 'em dead) You hang 'em I'll bang 'em (He likes 'em dead) You impale 'em I'll nail 'em You can bet as long as I'm around You'll never bury a virgin in the ground....
ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
City Morgue: You stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Cremation Place: You Bang 'Em, We Flame 'Em!