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• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• Q: Where do dates grow? A: On calendar trees.
• Q: What do elephants do when they are bored? A: Put springs on their feet and bounce up into the trees to rape monkeys.
  Q: What is the most terrible thing for a monkey to hear? A: SPROING ... SPROING ......
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, then what do single men have?
  Palm Sunday!...
• Q: Why do elephants have red balls? A: So they can hide in cherry trees.
  Q: What's the most horrible sound in the jungle? A: Girraffes eating cherries....
• * DO NOT EAT *
• Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday? A: Mikey...He'll eat anything.
• The Palm Beach Pokey You put your stylus in, You put your stylus out, You put your stylus in, And you punch Buchanan out.
  You do the Palm Beach Pokey And you turn the count around, That's what it's all about!...