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• Q: Why were the gays able to evacuate San Francisco so quickly after the earthquake?
  A: Because they already had their shit packed....
• Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too!
• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the first to evacuate?
  They've already got their shit packed....
• Why don't blondes wear mini-skirts in San Francisco ? Because their balls hang out!
• Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
• Q: What do you call a sleeping bag in San Francisco? A: A fruit roll up.
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• Q: What's in the air in San Francisco that keeps women from getting pregnant? A: Men's legs.