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Q: Why Does Captain Kirk Pee On The Ceiling? A: He Wants To Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
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Q: Why does Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?
A: He wants to go where no man has gone before.
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To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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.. OLD MAN: Stop! He who would cross the Bridge Of Death, must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see....
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We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
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On the wall of the women's restroom in the Enterprise: "Where no man has gone before.
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