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• Q: What's the difference between Aggie cheerleaders and sheep?
  A: If you get lonely, you can always find a good looking sheep....
• Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
  A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!...
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? A: You can sleep with a *light* on.
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
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• Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
  A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!...
• Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a lawyer?
  A: You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline....