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• Q: What did Spock find in the Enterprise toilet? A: The captain's log.
• What do toilet paper and the starship "Enterprise" have in common?
  ??? They both circle Uranus looking for klingons and they both go where no man has gone before....
• Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
  We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
• Fascinating, Captain! - Spock.
• `:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock
• Mr Spock wears Vulcanized rubbers.
• Q: How many ears does Mr. Spock have? A: 3. A Left Ear, a Right Ear, and a Final Front Ear!
• The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3
  and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge....
• Q: You know what they did to Helen when she was REALLY bad? A: Left the plunger in the toilet!