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Q: Why Are They Using Mexicans Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?
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Q: Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory rats in experiments now?
A: Mexicans breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.
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Why are scientists turning to lawyers, instead of rats, for laboratory experiments?
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A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!...
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
"Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...