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• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991, The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.
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• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
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• Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico? A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.