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• Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
• Why do Mexicans eat beans every day? So they can take a bubble bath at night.
• Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
• Q: How many Ethiopians can you keep in your bathtub? A: None. They keep slipping down the drain.
• Q: Do you know why they don't let Mexicans in the fire department?
  A: Because they can't tell hose-a from hose-b!...
• Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
• Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
  Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....