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Q: Why Don't Lawyers Ever Get Eaten By Sharks? A: Professional Courtesy
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Q: Why don't lawyers ever get eaten by sharks?
A: Professional courtesy
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy.
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Why don't snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy.
Why won't a shark attack a lawyer swimming in the ocean? Professional courtesy.
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