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Q: What Did They Award The Man That Invented The Door Knocker? A: The No-bell Prize.
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Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker?
A: The No-bell Prize.
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Question on an application form for a newspaper: 5.
You have the choice of saving a drowning man or getting a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph....