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• Q:" How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Six - One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to (share) the experience....
• Q:" How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five. One to change the bulb, and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - One to change the bulb and four more to chase off the Californians who have come up to relate to the experience....