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• Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• Q:" How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis....
• How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
  Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
• HOW MANY PROTESTANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
  TWO. ONE TO MAKE THE MARTINIS AND ONE TO CALL THE ELECTRICIAN....
• Q: How many WASP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two - one to call an electrician while the other mixes martinis....
• THE UC SYSTEM AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many UC students does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: It depends on the campus. Q: How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....