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• What is white and this long, (hands held about nine inches apart). NOTHING.......
• Q: What's 6 inches long, has a head on it, and makes women go wild? A: Money.
• The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited, are twelve inches long.
  This embarrassed her lover Who was pained to discover! She expected no less of his dong....
• Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
• What's eighteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? George Bush's tie.
• Over EIGHTEEN INCHES long!
• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....
• Q: What's the definition of an Italian virgin? A
  A twelve year old that can run faster than all her brothers....
• 3 inches Much Ado About Nothing