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• Q: Why are camels called 'The ships of the desert'? A: Because they are full of Iraqi semen!
• Q: What do you call a group of Iraq women walking into a singles bar?
  A: Incoming SCUDS Did you hear which major department store is considering opening a couple of stores in IRAQ?...
• Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel ?? You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac ?
  What do Arabs do on a Saturday night? Sit under palm trees and eat their dates....
• Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they are full of Iraqi seamen!
• Q: Why is semen white and pee yellow? A: So Mexicans can tell if they're coming or going.
• Why are camels known as "Ships of the Desert"? - They're always full of Iraqi Se(a)men.
• Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
  A: They don't want to wear out the camel....
• Q: What's the difference between an Arab and a terrorist?
  A: An Arab would have kept the wheelchair....
• Q: Why did Moses and the Jews wander in the desert for twenty-five years?
  A: One of them dropped a quarter....