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• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with an M&M? A: A cock that won't melt in your hand.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A 50 ft. cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
  A: A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone....
• What do you get when you mix a Rooster with peanut butter?
  A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!...
• Some Lawyer Jokes... Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
  A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?...
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
• Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
  A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...