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• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?
  A: They re-arranged the furniture in her room....
• Q: How can you tell if Helen Keller has brushed her teeth? A: By the Gleam in her eye.
• Q: What drove Helen Keller insane? A: She tried to read a stucco wall.
• Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FACE? A: BOBBING FOR FRENCH FRIES.
  Q: HOW DID HELEN KELLER BURN HER FINGERS? A: READING HER WAFFLE IRON....
• Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she didn't do her homework?
  A: They stomped on all her braille books with golf shoes....
• Q: How was Helen Keller punished by her parents? A: They put Saran-wrap over the toile
• Q: How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? A: She tried to read the waffle iron.
• Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: Trying to read her own lips.
• Q: What did Helen Keller do when she fell off the cliff? A: She screamed her fingers off.