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• Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A very happy pitbull.
• Q: What's black, has two legs, and flies? A: A bird.
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• Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no eye deer.
• Q: What has 300 legs and 7 teeth? A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
• Q: What has 4 legs and one arm? A: A pit bull leaving a playground.
• Q: What has 300 legs and seven teeth? A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
• Q: What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and a twelve inch dick?
  A: Partially handicapped....